I think we’ve officially reached that annoying time in the year where it’s sweater weather in the morning, but by midday, if you wear a sweater, you die from heatstroke.
“Killed 99 bears”
a fact that if actually accomplished, should be put on a tombstone.
My favorite part is “We hope he has gone to rest.” What, like… they weren’t sure? Maybe, if ever the bear uprising should start again, he would rise from the ground to finish what he started and slay that 100th bear?
Was this man so powerful they are concerned he might not have decided to rest at all and is simply biding his time?
The bears made that tombstone.
A warning, and a prayer.
That he really, truely stays down.
This is too badass not to reblog.
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WHY DONT WE TALK ABOUT THE PLATYPUS
I MEAN LOOK AT THEM
THEYRE SO CUTE
THANK YOU THAT IS ALL
this photo makes me feel like someone traveled to an alternate dimension and brought back something that shouldnt exist
Sometimes I wonder whether I have any real intelligence or if I just have enough random bits of surface knowledge to bullshit my way through most things.
Homulilly - The Nutcracker WitchIts nature is self-sufficiency. Its gallant form, which once split many nuts, is now useless. Without any other purpose, this witch’s last wish is her own execution. However, a mere decapitation will not clear away the witch’s sins. This foolish witch will forever remain in this realm, repeating the procession to her execution.
Forever wondering if I am contributing to a conversation by using my own experiences or being self centered and rude.